Hello, my name is Pepper and I’m a Bad Dog. Today, while my person was eating lunch, I decided to raid her laundry basket and steal her underwear. It is a really nice day outside so I decided I would take the underwear onto to the porch to show off to the neighbors.
My person didn’t notice I was playing with the underwear for at least 15 minutes. She is now very embarrassed and has locked the door to her amazing bathroom.
I will try to be a Good Dog tomorrow.